Q) So....who killed Various Artist?
A) Our people are working on it, no body as yet but there are always clues.

Q) No artistís statement on your website?
A) We imagine everything one does to be a statement of sorts. Metaphorically we are a donkey tethered midpoint between two bales of straw and who starves to death because every time he goes to eat one, thinks he canít eat the other.

Q) Ok, perhaps you could tell us a little about your practice...
A) In days like these to say you have a 'practice' seems like nothing more than a bourgeois conceit. So we just do what we want.

Q) You seem to quote constantly from popular culture...
A) You know how when you take a dog for a walk and the animal will run off but keep returning to see where you are - well, we are that dog.

Q) Describe your illustrations?
A) 16th Mannerism meets 70's disco - or Bronzino versus the Village People - although we don't really do them anymore.


Q) A signature piece we can all admire?
A) A painting is never finished, it is simply abandoned and with the author long gone. The entire history of art is littered with abandoned texts, museums are nothing more than entertainment lay-byís in a cultural blizzard of fake snow.

Q) How do you think you are viewed?
A) My friends treat me with suspicion and my enemies with awe.

Q) You're hosting a reality TV version of Jim, Dine With Me, who's invited to dinner?
A) Godot, Ubu, Hicks and Pooh
Q) Sounds a riot, no women?
A) Godot isn't a woman?

Q) What would you provide by way of entertainment?
A) I'd make everyone take a lie detector test

Q) Tell us a joke.
A) I helped an army veteran decorate a cake, we awarded it the Victoria sponge.

Q) And finally, what is your super power?
A) China.



More F.A.Q's

Do you think I'm sexy?
Is there something I should know?
Where have all the good times gone?
Does this bus stop at 82nd street?
Am I the one you're looking for?
Who knows where the time goes?
Have you seen me lately?
When will I see you again?
Was there anything I could do?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Are you ready to be heartbroken?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
What difference does it make?
Has anyone here seen Hank?
Where are you tonight?
When will I be loved?
What time is love?
Who can I be now?
Is this love?
Who are you?
Who do you love?
Who's zoomin' who?
When will I be loved?
Are you gonna go my way?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Who's gonna ride your wild horses?
Have you seen your mother baby?
Who wants to live forever?
Is your love in vain?
How soon is now?
Life on Mars?
Who by fire?
Is this it?


Electric Lycanthrope

More F.A.Q's (continued)

How deep is your love?
Are you experienced?
Is this the World we created?
Where have all the good times gone?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Have I the right to hold you?
Are you lonesome tonight?
Who let the dog out?
Are 'friends' electric?
Where do you go to my lovely?
Why does love have to be so bad?
Honey, are you straight or are you blind?
Who says a funk band can't play rock?
Is you is or is you ain't my baby?
Why does it always rain on me?
What's the frequency Kenneth?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Should I stay or should I go?
They shoot horses, don't they?
Why don't we do it in the road?
How much is that doggie in the window?
Who's going to shoe your pretty little feet?
What's the story, morning glory?
Do you really want to hurt me?
Whatcha gonna do about it?
Where did our love go?
Have I told you lately?
Is there life after love?
What was it you wanted?
When will I be famous?
Who put the bomp?
Alone again, or?
What do I get?


Two of a Perfect Pair (still)